Staples are for paper. Not Pants.

stronzadee:

hurrrg:

lascocks:

joannaestep:

assemblargh:

ankankimatank:

spaceconfessional:

madthane:

gamtavsexual:

solluxcaptorsthrobbingtentabulge:

pantybabbit:

yukishii-chan:

spadesslick:

goawayhenryclay:

#ASS #TITTIES #ASS N TITTIES #ASS ASS TITTIES TITTIES ASS N TITTIES

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

you a stupid hoe

you a you a stupid hoe

move bitch get out the way

get out the way bitch get out the way

rack city bitch rack rack city bitch

ten ten twentys on her tittes bitch 

WE WANT BIG BOOTY BITCHES

BIG

BIG

BOOTY BITCHES

POPPIES
YEAH
POPPIES
YEAH

I WANT TO RIDE MY BIIIIIICYCLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICYCLE

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE

CARNIVORE ANIMAL

I AM A CANNIBAL

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRYWHEYAH

YOU TAKE SOME FUCK AND SOME SHIT AND SOME FUCK AND SOME SHIT, YOU GOT A FUCK SHIT STACK, A FUCK SHIT STACK

RIP YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAALE

HEY THERE BUTT FUCKER DO YOU WANT TO GET YOUR FUCK ON THERE’S A STAG PARTY WHERE WE FUCK FROM DUSK TILL DAWN

I WANNA L-L-L-L-L-LICK YOU FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES

AND I WANNA MOVE FROM THE BED DOWN TO- DOWN TO THE FLO’

(Source: robintheshrew, via sashadrobnjakovicalexander)

anatomyofamurder:

I had to

(via bound-for-life)

let-thegamesbegin:

jaiiapple:

am I tumblr famous yet ?

Best. Best Friend. Ever.