relationship goal: a relationship
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
Naturally, I only realised she was my soulmate as she held the gun up to my head.
*ROCKETS INTOTHE SUN WITH ALL OF MY FEMSLASH PAIRINGS*
smell this luscious third titty
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits