• Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster

thingsdrawnonorphanblack:

ALISON HAS EARNED THE PUNK ROCK ACHIEVEMENT

perpetualworkinprogress:

I FINISHED A THING. BE PROUD OF ME I NEVER FINISH THINGS. I’LL WORK ON LAFONTAINE AND PERRY NEXT. PROMISE.

GONNA GO STUDY FOR A TEST NOW BYE.

(via hottallandginger)

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via crackinois)

fionagoddess:

American Horror Story: Freak Show

(via tattlercest)

bulbatsar:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

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pyrotechnician:

suddenlyprompts:

Naturally, I only realised she was my soulmate as she held the gun up to my head.

*ROCKETS INTOTHE SUN WITH ALL OF MY FEMSLASH PAIRINGS*

(via petitetimidgay)

Anonymous asked:
Imagine if spiders had human legs though. Regular sized human legs. Terrifying.

dirtylittledamsel:

smell this luscious third titty

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judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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dontmesswithnoheroin:

You have one way forward and this is it.

(via punkshadowthief)

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

(via mrslunalovegood)